I Don't Speak French, But I Can If You Like

I never had french food, and I'm not sure if french fries count.

I can't speak french, the only foreign language I'm good at is English and Japanese,

Well, just English. Japanese? Who am I kidding.

But in this lifetime, I really wanna go to Paris.

Not because of the food, or the fashion, or the Eiffel Tower
(I think it has a twin in Tokyo)

I wanna go there,

Because

People says LOVE is always in the air.

You can fall in love with a sexy french women,
or a handsome french guy

in  a blink of an eye.

I just hope when do fall in love in Paris

There will be no snail on the romantic dinner menu.