After 50 Shades

I'm done with 50 Shades, and I really mean DONE. I wouldn't bother warning you guys all the spoilers that I'm going to spill here, because you know why? There is just nothing that you couldn't think of from a romance novel, except the kinky erotic part of course. The cheesy elements aside, the storyline just gets more and more typical. Half way through book number 2, I begin to skip all of the sex scene, which is getting more and more boring for me. For those scene, I'll just wait for the movie.

Yes, there's a happy ending to this erotic trilogy. And just like Edward and Bella, they have kids too, well, they have 2 (1 was on the way) so technically they win. I was disappointed, because I was not shocked. I was not expected to be shocked but still I'm disappointed. It was like one of those silly love novels I used to read when I was in primary school. Rich guy, normal girl, two worlds collide, differences rises, some villains appear and someone saved the day and they all live happily ever after. 

The main problem I have with 50 is that the ending is too perfect. Hell, the Greys are perfect, like the Cullen family, but even better, because they don't suck mountain lion's blood and don't glitter under the sunlight. I just don't like perfection, I'm not a perfectionist. All in all, this trilogy should be categorized as light reading, something you can read will waiting for the bus or just goddamn bored. So, I'm done. And I am not sure now that it is a good idea to turn it into a movie, a porn maybe, but not a movie.

50 Shades

Yes, I'm referring to the best selling exotic sex novel that everyone's talking about. It's a trilogy and will soon become a movie, and they will probably make 2 movies out of the last book too, like most novel-turned-movies. I just finished reading the first book, and is now half way through the second book. I'm not shock that they are making movies out of these books, but there's only a thin line between turning it into a movie or porn movie to be exact.

 So, if you're gonna read it, be warned and be prepare for lots of kinky sex stuff pouring out of Christian Grey's Red Room of Pain. The stuff happening there is beyond 18sx, trust me. This is holla worst that Rihanna's S & M, it's 50 shades worst. But when you set aside the kinky elements, 50 shades is just a classic cheesy love novel. Romantic? Yes. Funny? Yes, well, most of the time when they are not having sex. Heart warming? Hmmm, sometimes. It has all the things that a good love novel need to sell big time, and maybe bigger than Twilight.

 I'm now at book 2, 50 Shades Darker, and the romance is still going on, and off. Typical love story between a filthy rich guy with a twisted past and a girl who think she can save him. It's just like Twilight, minus the fangs and blood and Taylor Lautner. So, the only question on mind is that who has the gut to play these two love birds. Whoever they are, be prepare to show lots of skin, and I'm prepare to face the fact that it probably won't make it pass our shitty censorship system and I'll have to use other means to watch it. Christian Grey is too good to be true, but who doesn't want one , right? lol

I'm Good

Try reading Tim Burton's: The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

 All of us should be thankful that we're not one of those characters.

That would be melancholy, wouldn't it?

So, with this life given to me, I'm Good.