After 50 Shades

I'm done with 50 Shades, and I really mean DONE. I wouldn't bother warning you guys all the spoilers that I'm going to spill here, because you know why? There is just nothing that you couldn't think of from a romance novel, except the kinky erotic part of course. The cheesy elements aside, the storyline just gets more and more typical. Half way through book number 2, I begin to skip all of the sex scene, which is getting more and more boring for me. For those scene, I'll just wait for the movie.

Yes, there's a happy ending to this erotic trilogy. And just like Edward and Bella, they have kids too, well, they have 2 (1 was on the way) so technically they win. I was disappointed, because I was not shocked. I was not expected to be shocked but still I'm disappointed. It was like one of those silly love novels I used to read when I was in primary school. Rich guy, normal girl, two worlds collide, differences rises, some villains appear and someone saved the day and they all live happily ever after. 

The main problem I have with 50 is that the ending is too perfect. Hell, the Greys are perfect, like the Cullen family, but even better, because they don't suck mountain lion's blood and don't glitter under the sunlight. I just don't like perfection, I'm not a perfectionist. All in all, this trilogy should be categorized as light reading, something you can read will waiting for the bus or just goddamn bored. So, I'm done. And I am not sure now that it is a good idea to turn it into a movie, a porn maybe, but not a movie.